If its one thing I really hate its people who bandwagon with either and opinion or a team either way it is as bad as cheating is to a teacher (Corny but gets the point through?). I am a forum manager on a big sports forum and I see this all the time. Thank god it changed a little and people are actually making up their opinions in who the Dolphins should draft but it still happens and pisses me off. Its like a sausage fest but with opinions, but other than just those of which opinions on forums are those in real life which people do to keep them cooler. My dad is the prime example of this he will agree with what any of his friends say but even when its wrong and I try to correct him and still defies it. You all know people like this, it even happens in school sometimes.
Just if you believed for 3 more series’s…
I wish people would just make up their own mind and didn’t rely on other people to make their own decisions. Along with this point is people who rely on their friends for every decision, I have one who relies on another friend all the time. I mean his music choices are made by the other friend, his haircut style, and even his date to his prom. Seriously the kid was setup with a date to prom by his friend. Yes theirs a difference between being good friends and being too involved and thats one case.
This does happen in sports too like the Golden State Warriors pictured above and I’ve never been a fan of those. I’ve had to stick with horrible teams the past few years with some success intertwined Notre Dame Football, Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Florida Marlins. Really thats horrible, I mean Heat suck, Marlins suck, and Heat suck right now. The judge is still out on Notre Dame but most likely they suck. But did I switch teams, no. People need to find in their own self view of what they need to do and do it not ask other people (Only in tough situations ask for help.). Shit now I sound kind of like Dr. Phil, Well honestly if I ever see somebody just agreeing with somebody because they are trying to be cool I would smack the hell out of them. Too bad I can’t do it to my dad…
Posts will be on and off during the weeks, All depends on if I have the time or I’m just not pissed enough and in a good mood or I just don’t feel like writing which happens on occasion. Really at this moment it has taken me atleast 10 to 20 minutes to write this even though it is 2 sentences. Well don’t expect a blog everyday but, I will be there for amusement and pleasure on weekends or sometimes during the week. Now I leave you with the below random image from my photobucket account.
Honestly what is the point of this shit, why would you need a laptop that is that fucking small and so fucking much? I guess if you’re a trendy dumb ass retard who wants a laptop who can fit into a Manila Envelope!!! You sir are the one who is going to buy a Macbook air for about 1800 bucks, you fucking retard. Honestly it doesn’t even come with a CD/DVD rom drive you have to get a separate input just to read the CD’s. And you can only use it if you have a wireless connection because guess what you can’t have an Ethernet connection because there is none. I mean really do you care about a notebook that is so thin, I mean even some regular laptops that are trying to copy mac are retarded, people get computers to use not to make a statement. Unlike me, Charlie Rose was trying to make a statement and look what he ended up with.
Viewers of the Charlie Rose show tonight were stunned to see the normally composed Rose looking like he’d just been in a bar fight. He has a very bad black eye and a bandage over part of his forehead. I contacted the show’s producers to hear what happened. Earlier today, they said, Rose tripped in a pothole while walking on 59th Street in Manhattan. He was carrying a newly purchased MacBook Air and made a quick (but ultimately flawed) decision while falling: sacrifice the face, protect the computer.“In doing so, he pretty much hit the pavement face first, unfortunately,” they said.
Really if you would rather sacrifice your own body for a meaningless piece of metal and plastic their is something wrong with your head and you should be taken off to a mental ward. Nobody should sacrifice their life (yes stretching a little bit here) for a fucking computer, but I guess some of World of Warcraft people would sacrifice their life for the computer. Along with just the computer, I want to fucking kill the girl who sings the song for the commercial. I believe Yael Naim or whatever, all i hear lalalala strange world lalalala. And thats it, get a better song next time appple might do you better. Maybe get Guns ‘N Roses, because like in “Welcome to the Jungle”, “Its going to bring you doooowwwwnnnnn.”. So if you like a computer with one USB port, No CD Drive, No Ethernet plug and No Removable Battery, be my guest and by one. But I will fucking kill you if I see you have one.
Get it right people the correct pronunciation of the carbonated beverage that is flavored is called “Soda” not “Pop”. I’ve never understood why people say it because pop is used in phrases such as “Pop goes the weasel” or “I’ll pop a cap in your ass” not “For a drink I would like pop.” No that doesn’t sound right at all. Thats why there is an all in one word for it and the name is soda. You can’t make a phrase out of it unless you’re talking about baking soda or something with sodium in it, all you can say is “Yes, I’d like a soda.”. Simple as that, If you say pop and I’m anywhere near you I will disown you.
I hate you southern and Midwestern people
Now, I don’t mean to be harsh but if you call soda, coke. You are just plain retarded, even worse than those who say pop. Really you use a brand name for the name of a product thats like me calling root beer barks. Does that happen no, because I am smart and call everything just soda. If you want to have a coke what the hell do you say then.
“Yeah, I’d like a coke.”
“What Kind?”
“A coke”
“What Kind!??!”
“I said a fucking coke!”
“…”
If you want a damn coke, It would be a Coca-Cola. Not just a generic word for soda products. It just means that you are a lazy bastard who doesn’t learn words by the name of things but the brand name of things. If only it were easy to put down people who say pop. But I guess people will do what they want although it makes absolutely no sense. If they had any brain they would call it Soda.
Honestly how did this bitch get so huge really… What does she bring to the table that other people before them didn’t. Whatever happened to the good days of cartoon channels when there was Doug, Rugrats and Hey Arnold! Now those were the days, now today its just pure crap and I really don’t understand why it is so huge. Maybe theirs some mind washing device that Disney used because damn its working out good i mean somebody was going to hijack the damn plane of Hannah Montana. And One girl sent in a fake letter to win Hannah Montana tickets. How are these shows selling out, I mean I understand kids need something to do but pay 500 bucks for this crap show. I’d rather go through a wood splitter than listen to somebody in a wig lip sync for 2 hours.
We need to get something to take this revolution out, possibly a death fight to the end between all teen stars. I would like that honestly because for the most part it would be sissy fights, even some of the guys who are teens are pussies. I bet the black kid with curly hair would win just because the jerry curls make him awesome. Maybe just get a whole bunch of people and take the Disney studios hostage, it’d work but it’d make them sympathetic towards them.
From just typing that, I have noticed that there is no way to take down the Disney empire. They are like the Standard Oil Company of Kids TV. Well eventually Standard Oil did go out and wasn’t a monopoly anymore but still they have a sweet building in Rockefeller Center. Well the last 2 paragraphs have just made me go off topic so back to why that bitch is so popular. I really don’t understand why people find here so hot, really buck teeth and a weirdly shaped body. Maybe wait a little while till shes actually grown up, we might have to get pedobear on you.
One Lover of Hannah Montana
Just if these kids would see how much of a waste of time this is, I bet she’ll be on cocaine in a couple of years and then a couple shots of here nude will come out a few years after. As if their aren’t enough people trying to look for nude pictures of her now. Its kind of creepy that there are people who are 25+ that follow her, they probably have no life but who knows they could have a life. All is strange in the world now including this.
I may be the only one who notices this but this really gets on my nerve, The way women shoot the ball in basketball. I don’t mean like everyday but in professional basketball. Do you really only need to use one arm and construe your other arm to hold on to the ball all the way to your chest. and launch it pretty much parallel to where your hands were originally. Heres a video of the comparison between the two, although she wins its pretty much the style I hate.
Honestly is the ball that heavy as to where you can’t lift the ball near your head and shoot it. My cousin plays D-I basketball and thank god she doesn’t do that or I would have to smack a bitch. In addition to just the shooting style of women the game isn’t natural at all. I mean, Its kind of funny when you see everybody going for a rebound when they’re all about the same height because nobody will get it. Its kind of amusing to say the least. But in the Final Four/some NCAA Tournament games the play is competitive and its pretty good. But when you go to a small time game, my god its horrible. I’d rather watch #118 against #119 in NCAA basketball then Womens basketball. Because of the inability to shoot right, and the hilarity of some of the hi jinx.
Well again, I’m watching HGTV HD and what do you know more commercials concerning products that I really could give less than a shit about. And guess what one of them was, yes of course the Aqua globe. Heres the commercial, I think it maybe the extended version, so you get more for your money!
Well yeah if you’re that damn lazy that you need to get a little think that looks like a bong to water your plants, you must really be about 400 pounds because you have no life. Really I do think the people who invented this were smoking pot when they made this. I’ll reenact the imposition of the aqua globe in the minds of the creators.
Person 1: Yo Man, let me take a hit *takes hit*
Person 2: Wow man, look at my plant its dying.
Person 1: hey lets see what this does *puts bong right into plant dirt*
Person 2: hehe lets see if this works, Lets wait a couple of days. I’ll go get the other bong.
Person 1: huhhuh I’m a genius man. I’m Telling you
5 days later
Person 2: Holy shit man it worked, What the Fuck!?!?
Person 1: Man we could make some serious money off of this, lets design something that looks just like a bong. It could work
Well maybe you could be a good person on just remember to water your plants or just give up on dem damn flowers and just let them die you ruthless monster or you could be hip and go with the aqua globe. Really most of the things on TV really have no use, except those cool helicopter things but thats extremely beside the point. I would really like to know if this was really how they thought of this because it looks way too similar to an upside bong. Its really bamboosling if you think about it.
Well I like the title so I thought, I would come up with something semi-creative. Possibly about dogs, and yes holy shit it will be about mother fucking DOGS! Well I guess my question is why Dogs won’t shut the fuck up, Really my Dogs whenever a Person/Sound/Thing/Ghost come by they have to bark immediately at it no matter if its an old lady that seems like shes going to be killed or a bag that is inanimate and well I don’t think a bag would care if it was carrying in the wind. I guess one of those bark collars might work but man have you ever tried those damn they hurt. Yes I was about 12 or 13 and was dared to try one of them and yeah not the best experience I ever had. Also as I’ve moved into a new house one of my dogs who is about 13 to 14 years old and fat, has gotten extremely annoying. Jesus christ, Do you have to sit in the hallway that EVERYBODY goes through no I didn’t think so. Jesus christ just move your fat ass away from anywhere go on my bed for all I care, Oh wait you can’t because you’re a fat ass.
Damn Barking Dogs
To add on to my rant about dogs what the hell is the point of a dog show, seriously… You treat a dog like a king just to win a ribbon? I don’t think I would get much out of that. I bet I could enter one and win by leaps and bounds without doing shit to my dog. And then I would probably just rub it in the other persons face and maybe get a sharpie and sign my dog and throw it in to the crowd. Yes, I had just pulled a TO on you. As a whole dogs are nice to have for company but once they have integrated into your lifestyle they just massively piss you off, and I have noticed that.
ok, Well I was watching the Siena Vs. Vanderbilt game because I’m from the capital region and I’ve got to root for my local team. They were up for the whole game but what really pissed me off during it was that they never highlited any of the good things Siena did. The first commercial break was 2 to 3 plays after a Vanderbilt dunk and they decided to show that going into the break, not the 3 being shot but that. Then later in the game Siena was up 10, I believe and although Tay Fisher had just shot about 2 threes in the last 5 minutes they decide to show a Vanderbilt 3!?!? That wasn’t the whole part of it although that did piss me off.
Bastard Play Caller Tim Brando
Well all through out the second half, Siena was sort of struggling from about the 16 minute mark to the 12 minute mark. But then they kept the lead constant from there on out. The lead was from about 10 to 14, but all through out when Vandy scored freaking Tim Brando and his co partner Mark Gminski (Oh Yeah MARK GMINSKI), would be like oh man Vanderbilt has to come back. Maybe they thought man this isn’t SEC basketball we’re not supposed to suck so freaking much. But I guess with all the money about $57 million for Football and Basketball, I would suck the SEC teams dick too. I mean jeez, I could buy 114 Bentleys with that money. And Man would I, Just imagine 114 bentleys in your crappy driveway what a seen. Well, Thank god Siena isn’t facing an SEC team next or man they would just get obliterated with how the hell did they get this far I mean they faced 2 SEC TEAMS!?!?!
I’ve noticed this as of late because I watch alot of the channels that are on High Definition because well yeah you guessed it I have a High Definition TV. And Since some of these channels don’t exactly get all the viewers now (they will in the future). So basically they’ll get paid for anything to be on the television and you guessed who other than Billy Mays is on the TV alot.
Biily Mays advertising god knows what
I don’t know how many things I have seen advertised him but heres a list via Wikipedia
Honestly are you that much of a money grubbing whore that you have to advertise almost over 20 products. WELL YOU DO KNOW MIGHTY PUDDY CAN PULL AN 80,000 POUND FIRE TRUCK WITH OUT EVEN BREAKING. AND OXICLEAN WILL REMOVE STAINS UP TO 10 TIMES MORE THAN THE LEADING REGULAR DETERGENT. ok Billy Mays nobody gives a shit, hopefully the crap works because you must be getting alot of stay at home wifes who absolutely love that bears, I mean so beautifully trimmed (No I’m not gay). I wonder what the next thing he advertises is. A device that cooks bacon for you, if so I am down with that shit. Do something useful Billy Mays and stop yelling and advertise something useful.
Butler