Bitches man… Bitches…
Well I like the title so I thought, I would come up with something semi-creative. Possibly about dogs, and yes holy shit it will be about mother fucking DOGS! Well I guess my question is why Dogs won’t shut the fuck up, Really my Dogs whenever a Person/Sound/Thing/Ghost come by they have to bark immediately at it no matter if its an old lady that seems like shes going to be killed or a bag that is inanimate and well I don’t think a bag would care if it was carrying in the wind. I guess one of those bark collars might work but man have you ever tried those damn they hurt. Yes I was about 12 or 13 and was dared to try one of them and yeah not the best experience I ever had. Also as I’ve moved into a new house one of my dogs who is about 13 to 14 years old and fat, has gotten extremely annoying. Jesus christ, Do you have to sit in the hallway that EVERYBODY goes through no I didn’t think so. Jesus christ just move your fat ass away from anywhere go on my bed for all I care, Oh wait you can’t because you’re a fat ass.
Damn Barking Dogs
To add on to my rant about dogs what the hell is the point of a dog show, seriously… You treat a dog like a king just to win a ribbon? I don’t think I would get much out of that. I bet I could enter one and win by leaps and bounds without doing shit to my dog. And then I would probably just rub it in the other persons face and maybe get a sharpie and sign my dog and throw it in to the crowd. Yes, I had just pulled a TO on you. As a whole dogs are nice to have for company but once they have integrated into your lifestyle they just massively piss you off, and I have noticed that.
