HI I’M BILLY MAYS AND I ADVERTISE EVERYTHING
[Notice: Since Billy Mays has died I will not be accepting any negative comments any longer, please respect him
Honestly this is not longer my view on him, I believe he was a good man and a funny pitchman.]
I’ve noticed this as of late because I watch alot of the channels that are on High Definition because well yeah you guessed it I have a High Definition TV. And Since some of these channels don’t exactly get all the viewers now (they will in the future). So basically they’ll get paid for anything to be on the television and you guessed who other than Billy Mays is on the TV alot.
Biily Mays advertising god knows what
I don’t know how many things I have seen advertised him but heres a list via Wikipedia
- OxiClean
- Orange Clean, Orange Glo
- Hercules Hook wall hangers
- Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
- Ding King automotive dent remover
- Zorbeez absorbent towels
- Lint-B-Gone lint brush
- Samurai Shark knife sharpener
- Liquid Diamond car waxing product
- AwesomeAuger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
- Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
- FreeFone wireless phone holder
- Handy Switch remote light switches
- Mighty Putty
- FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
- Trident Pissing Teeth
- Easy Off Bam!
- Sealtite Tire Sealant
- Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
- Vidalia Slice Wizard
- Vidalia Chop-it
- Liquid Magnet
- Lisp Remover 3000
- Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
- Cutco Kitchenware
- Street Options Auto Accessories
- Energize energy supplement
- EngraveIt
- Kaboom
- Dakota Rules
- Handy Switch
- Urine-B-Gone
Honestly are you that much of a money grubbing whore that you have to advertise almost over 20 products. WELL YOU DO KNOW MIGHTY PUDDY CAN PULL AN 80,000 POUND FIRE TRUCK WITH OUT EVEN BREAKING. AND OXICLEAN WILL REMOVE STAINS UP TO 10 TIMES MORE THAN THE LEADING REGULAR DETERGENT. ok Billy Mays nobody gives a shit, hopefully the crap works because you must be getting alot of stay at home wifes who absolutely love that bears, I mean so beautifully trimmed (No I’m not gay). I wonder what the next thing he advertises is. A device that cooks bacon for you, if so I am down with that shit. Do something useful Billy Mays and stop yelling and advertise something useful.
See what Oxyclean does to you
Herman Cain said,
May 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I agree with that one guy BILLY MAYS sucks all that yelling and if he advertises it I won’t buy it–I think he is a blow hard liar–he makes me sick–almost as bad as that lady who advertises sattelite hughs net on direct TV—land of the free and home of liars–but wait a minute read right now and I will double the gripes–look at out government haha
June Townsend said,
July 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Billy Mays – All I’ve got to say is THANK GOD FOR THE MUTE BUTTON. You may be a nice person but your yelling loud voice is extremely difficult to tolerate. So this family always “MUTES YOU OUT”. Change your tactics & maybe people will listen. You insult my intelligence. GOD BLESS
George L Deschler said,
July 24, 2008 at 11:15 pm
You have just recently advertised Liquid Diamond for only $9.95 with a free turbo vac, just pay shipping and handling. Well I orderded The Liquid Diamond for $9.95 and of a sudden I’m getting Liquid Diamond and 2 Turbo Vacs and Additional unit for $9.95 a my total is $63.00 a change. You will never sell me anything again. The State of Missouri will be notified for false advertising, and fraud.
Butler said,
July 25, 2008 at 12:01 am
I’m not Billy Mays, This is a post making fun of Billy Mays…
Cody said,
September 21, 2008 at 6:17 pm
omg i totally fucking agree–he is a such a motherfucking doushbag
Killy Billy May I? said,
October 8, 2008 at 11:33 am
Even though I have a mute button, I can’t get to my remote fast enough to kill the audio on my TV when Billy Mays comes on. Typically, I jump to the pause button so I can go run a errand in the house and fast forward when I get back… Mute is better. By muting, I don’t have to see his JackAss face. I even find his looks irritating. I mean, does this guy dye his beard with a black Magic Marker? If the guy was about 200 pounds lighter, he would look like one of those terrorists we see… Oh wait, he already is a terrorist, hold most folks HOSTAGE when he is yelling in his irritating high-pitched voice.
What the heck is with the people who hire this JACKASS to pitch their products? I might even try one if they had a less-offensive person as a pitchman.
Well, I guess I should simply look on the bright side and realize a Billy Mays commercial is a good reason to get up off the couch and go take a whizz, because indeed, he pisses me off too.
4chon said,
October 30, 2008 at 3:15 am
Billy Mays (moar like Billy Gays amirite?) usually captures his audience’s attention by busting on to the set of the infomercial like the Kool-Aid man on crack and begins yelling about the amazing power of whatever random gizmo he happens to be peddling that day. Those viewers who haven’t suffered shock-induced heart attacks or fled the room in terror are now completely enamored by Billy Mays’ marketing pitch. Mays then goes on to demonstrate how astounding his product is and how you cannot possibly go about your pathetic existence without it. He accomplishes this through many means, his deafening vocal style being one of them. Mays will also resort to stringing together a bunch of nursery school ryhmes about the product (he’s probably the only grown man who can get away with this) or throwing together over-elaborate “practical” demonstrations and showing how his product can overcome them with ease. For instance, say Mays is marketing a carpet cleaner; for a demo, he will bust into your house and spill a jug of red wine and a bucket of sheep’s blood on your carpet, then piss on it just for good measure. He’ll then break out the KABOOM! and get to work… or the OxiClean, or Orange Glo… or whatever the fuck works on carpets. And like magic, that stain has had its ass handed to it on a platter. But before leaving with just a simple goodbye and a phone number, Billy Mays continues his assault on your auditory senses and promises to double triple sextuple the offer for FREE! And he’ll even throw in some Mighty Putty, a couple Hercules Hooks, an Awesome Auger, and a handjob, all for the low, low price of $19.95 – BUT ONLY IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS! Because they don’t film these things ahead of time and run them continuously, you know.
Killy Billy May I? said,
October 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
The people at “iCanBenefit.com” MUST BE IDIOTS!
Don’t they know that 98% of ALL VIEWERS mute their TVs when one of these ABRASIVE and OBNOXIOUS Billy Gays commercials comes on?
The other 2% who DON’T MUTE or CHANGE CHANNELS are Gay Men who wish to have a relationship with a “bear.”
Anybody who hires Billy Mays to pitch one of their products IS THROWING ADVERTISING DOLLARS down the drain. And his presence in TV commercials are so OVER-SATURATED, the message is lost. People automatically believe he is pitching a laundry product…
iCanBenefit.com must be a C- insurance company to be so ill-advised about using an annoying and obnoxious ass like Billy Mays.
i d kid said,
April 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Billy mays is a fucking douche. he yells at the top of his lungs and pissesme the fuck off. i hate his commercials. idk what the hell yelling does but he neds to stop.
i d kid said,
April 21, 2009 at 3:41 pm
giggety
Butler said,
June 28, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I’ll post it here as well as in the post, I won’t be accepting any negative comments please respect Billy and his family.
Paul said,
July 10, 2009 at 3:08 am
Just because the guy dies I would not take away freedom of speech. The fact is, he WAS annoying. The TV show Pitchman showed another side of Billy Mays…. his “off air” persona. And I give him credit for being a seemingly nice guy off and on the set. But when he died, it was as if the Pope had died. We give FAR too much credit and adulation to “celebrities”. I think Billy Mays annoyed far more people than he ever entertained. If only a fraction of one percent of the US population ever bought a Bill Mays product, it’s safe that the other 99.999% couldn’t stand him and his yelling. I don’t doubt he helped make a lot of folks rich, including himself, but I also feel that he was the most annoying man on TV. I wish he had shown that “human” side of himself to the public earlier. Because by the time I learned he was an OK guy, I already hated him from years of his annoying commercials. Had I known he was a good guy, and helping entrepreneurs along the way, I might not have been so offended by his constant yelling and “on air” persona. Respect to his family. RIP.
Butler said,
July 11, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Yes but the thing is, is that the comment that was posted was not necessary that prompted me to put that warning up. Its never good to say somebody deserved to die.
I’ve been through deaths and its hard. So really don’t want to mock death.
art said,
September 14, 2009 at 4:06 am
How in hell do we get rid of the loud mouth…Hes dead for crying out loud. Doesnt his family have any respect???? He is so fu####### annoying