HI I’M BILLY MAYS AND I ADVERTISE EVERYTHING

March 22, 2008 at 2:28 am (Uncategorized) (, , , )

I’ve noticed this as of late because I watch alot of the channels that are on High Definition because well yeah you guessed it I have a High Definition TV. And Since some of these channels don’t exactly get all the viewers now (they will in the future). So basically they’ll get paid for anything to be on the television and you guessed who other than Billy Mays is on the TV alot.

Biily Mays advertising god knows what

I don’t know how many things I have seen advertised him but heres a list via Wikipedia

  • OxiClean
  • Orange Clean, Orange Glo
  • Hercules Hook wall hangers
  • Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
  • Ding King automotive dent remover
  • Zorbeez absorbent towels
  • Lint-B-Gone lint brush
  • Samurai Shark knife sharpener
  • Liquid Diamond car waxing product
  • AwesomeAuger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
  • Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
  • FreeFone wireless phone holder
  • Handy Switch remote light switches
  • Mighty Putty
  • FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
  • Trident Pissing Teeth
  • Easy Off Bam!
  • Sealtite Tire Sealant
  • Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
  • Vidalia Slice Wizard
  • Vidalia Chop-it
  • Liquid Magnet
  • Lisp Remover 3000
  • Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
  • Cutco Kitchenware
  • Street Options Auto Accessories
  • Energize energy supplement
  • EngraveIt
  • Kaboom
  • Dakota Rules
  • Handy Switch
  • Urine-B-Gone

Honestly are you that much of a money grubbing whore that you have to advertise almost over 20 products. WELL YOU DO KNOW MIGHTY PUDDY CAN PULL AN 80,000 POUND FIRE TRUCK WITH OUT EVEN BREAKING. AND OXICLEAN WILL REMOVE STAINS UP TO 10 TIMES MORE THAN THE LEADING REGULAR DETERGENT. ok Billy Mays nobody gives a shit, hopefully the crap works because you must be getting alot of stay at home wifes who absolutely love that bears, I mean so beautifully trimmed (No I’m not gay). I wonder what the next thing he advertises is. A device that cooks bacon for you, if so I am down with that shit. Do something useful Billy Mays and stop yelling and advertise something useful.


See what Oxyclean does to you

2 Comments

  1. Herman Cain said,

    May 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    I agree with that one guy BILLY MAYS sucks all that yelling and if he advertises it I won’t buy it–I think he is a blow hard liar–he makes me sick–almost as bad as that lady who advertises sattelite hughs net on direct TV—land of the free and home of liars–but wait a minute read right now and I will double the gripes–look at out government haha

  2. June Townsend said,

    July 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Billy Mays - All I’ve got to say is THANK GOD FOR THE MUTE BUTTON. You may be a nice person but your yelling loud voice is extremely difficult to tolerate. So this family always “MUTES YOU OUT”. Change your tactics & maybe people will listen. You insult my intelligence. GOD BLESS

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