Comments on: HI I’M BILLY MAYS AND I ADVERTISE EVERYTHING

By: art

art — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:06:20 +0000

How in hell do we get rid of the loud mouth…Hes dead for crying out loud. Doesnt his family have any respect???? He is so fu####### annoying

By: Butler

Butler — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:15:34 +0000

Yes but the thing is, is that the comment that was posted was not necessary that prompted me to put that warning up. Its never good to say somebody deserved to die.

I’ve been through deaths and its hard. So really don’t want to mock death.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:08:09 +0000

Just because the guy dies I would not take away freedom of speech. The fact is, he WAS annoying. The TV show Pitchman showed another side of Billy Mays…. his “off air” persona. And I give him credit for being a seemingly nice guy off and on the set. But when he died, it was as if the Pope had died. We give FAR too much credit and adulation to “celebrities”. I think Billy Mays annoyed far more people than he ever entertained. If only a fraction of one percent of the US population ever bought a Bill Mays product, it’s safe that the other 99.999% couldn’t stand him and his yelling. I don’t doubt he helped make a lot of folks rich, including himself, but I also feel that he was the most annoying man on TV. I wish he had shown that “human” side of himself to the public earlier. Because by the time I learned he was an OK guy, I already hated him from years of his annoying commercials. Had I known he was a good guy, and helping entrepreneurs along the way, I might not have been so offended by his constant yelling and “on air” persona. Respect to his family. RIP.

By: Butler

Butler — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:43:49 +0000

I’ll post it here as well as in the post, I won’t be accepting any negative comments please respect Billy and his family.

By: i d kid

i d kid — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:41:18 +0000

giggety

By: i d kid

i d kid — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:37:57 +0000

Billy mays is a fucking douche. he yells at the top of his lungs and pissesme the fuck off. i hate his commercials. idk what the hell yelling does but he neds to stop.

By: Killy Billy May I?

Killy Billy May I? — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:07:31 +0000

The people at “iCanBenefit.com” MUST BE IDIOTS!

Don’t they know that 98% of ALL VIEWERS mute their TVs when one of these ABRASIVE and OBNOXIOUS Billy Gays commercials comes on?

The other 2% who DON’T MUTE or CHANGE CHANNELS are Gay Men who wish to have a relationship with a “bear.”

Anybody who hires Billy Mays to pitch one of their products IS THROWING ADVERTISING DOLLARS down the drain. And his presence in TV commercials are so OVER-SATURATED, the message is lost. People automatically believe he is pitching a laundry product…

iCanBenefit.com must be a C- insurance company to be so ill-advised about using an annoying and obnoxious ass like Billy Mays.

By: 4chon

4chon — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:15:44 +0000

Billy Mays (moar like Billy Gays amirite?) usually captures his audience’s attention by busting on to the set of the infomercial like the Kool-Aid man on crack and begins yelling about the amazing power of whatever random gizmo he happens to be peddling that day. Those viewers who haven’t suffered shock-induced heart attacks or fled the room in terror are now completely enamored by Billy Mays’ marketing pitch. Mays then goes on to demonstrate how astounding his product is and how you cannot possibly go about your pathetic existence without it. He accomplishes this through many means, his deafening vocal style being one of them. Mays will also resort to stringing together a bunch of nursery school ryhmes about the product (he’s probably the only grown man who can get away with this) or throwing together over-elaborate “practical” demonstrations and showing how his product can overcome them with ease. For instance, say Mays is marketing a carpet cleaner; for a demo, he will bust into your house and spill a jug of red wine and a bucket of sheep’s blood on your carpet, then piss on it just for good measure. He’ll then break out the KABOOM! and get to work… or the OxiClean, or Orange Glo… or whatever the fuck works on carpets. And like magic, that stain has had its ass handed to it on a platter. But before leaving with just a simple goodbye and a phone number, Billy Mays continues his assault on your auditory senses and promises to double triple sextuple the offer for FREE! And he’ll even throw in some Mighty Putty, a couple Hercules Hooks, an Awesome Auger, and a handjob, all for the low, low price of $19.95 – BUT ONLY IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS! Because they don’t film these things ahead of time and run them continuously, you know.

By: Killy Billy May I?

Killy Billy May I? — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:33:19 +0000

Even though I have a mute button, I can’t get to my remote fast enough to kill the audio on my TV when Billy Mays comes on. Typically, I jump to the pause button so I can go run a errand in the house and fast forward when I get back… Mute is better. By muting, I don’t have to see his JackAss face. I even find his looks irritating. I mean, does this guy dye his beard with a black Magic Marker? If the guy was about 200 pounds lighter, he would look like one of those terrorists we see… Oh wait, he already is a terrorist, hold most folks HOSTAGE when he is yelling in his irritating high-pitched voice.

What the heck is with the people who hire this JACKASS to pitch their products? I might even try one if they had a less-offensive person as a pitchman.

Well, I guess I should simply look on the bright side and realize a Billy Mays commercial is a good reason to get up off the couch and go take a whizz, because indeed, he pisses me off too.

By: Cody

Cody — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:17:26 +0000

omg i totally fucking agree–he is a such a motherfucking doushbag