Things That Piss Me Off

Yeah whatever let little kids have their emotions and what not but if you want a productive life you can’t be lazy and fat when you are a kid. Yeah I’m fat, but when I was a kid i was a lean mean man killing machine. I still am, I like playing sports just my metabolism is slow as fucking molasses (Fucking Family Genes). But when you are a kid and you already have a Keg, which most people get in their 40’s theres something wrong with you. Well this evening, I had a situation at a laser tag place, yes a laser tag place. You’d think people there would actually be interested in some type of physical activity but this kid was not.

Typical Fat Kid

Well I was giving it all during the one round (I placed 10th out of 27th), and I was going towards the left part of the area and there was this fat kid, I had shot him because yeah hes kind of slow to react. Then I went along and tried to shoot their base, well guess who was behind me waddling fat kid, he shot me. I tried to hide and waited until i didn’t see him waddling and I went back to shooting the base, then the damn fat kid came back i don’t where the hell he was probably right around the wall but he got me again. Since I assumed he would move after a while I went out to the right side of the Arena. I went up and down the ramps and around and came back to the left side where i first saw the fat kid and I started shooting the base and guess who came back to shoot me the damn fat kid. So now I was getting pissed and I started trying to shoot him but he kept on freaking waddling around with me. So I just ran away, It was very easy. Afterwards I saw him freaking chugging a bag of Popcorn and not letting any of his friends have any. Man I would feel bad if I were his friend. I’d have no food at all. Thank god the next game he wasn’t there, he probably didn’t have enough strength after chugging that popcorn.