Things That Piss Me Off

Honestly what is the point of this shit, why would you need a laptop that is that fucking small and so fucking much? I guess if you’re a trendy dumb ass retard who wants a laptop who can fit into a Manila Envelope!!! You sir are the one who is going to buy a Macbook air for about 1800 bucks, you fucking retard. Honestly it doesn’t even come with a CD/DVD rom drive you have to get a separate input just to read the CD’s. And you can only use it if you have a wireless connection because guess what you can’t have an Ethernet connection because there is none. I mean really do you care about a notebook that is so thin, I mean even some regular laptops that are trying to copy mac are retarded, people get computers to use not to make a statement. Unlike me, Charlie Rose was trying to make a statement and look what he ended up with.

Viewers of the Charlie Rose show tonight were stunned to see the normally composed Rose looking like he’d just been in a bar fight. He has a very bad black eye and a bandage over part of his forehead. I contacted the show’s producers to hear what happened. Earlier today, they said, Rose tripped in a pothole while walking on 59th Street in Manhattan. He was carrying a newly purchased MacBook Air and made a quick (but ultimately flawed) decision while falling: sacrifice the face, protect the computer. “In doing so, he pretty much hit the pavement face first, unfortunately,” they said.

http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/03/17/charlie-rose-face-plants-to-save-his-macbook-air/

Really if you would rather sacrifice your own body for a meaningless piece of metal and plastic their is something wrong with your head and you should be taken off to a mental ward. Nobody should sacrifice their life (yes stretching a little bit here) for a fucking computer, but I guess some of World of Warcraft people would sacrifice their life for the computer. Along with just the computer, I want to fucking kill the girl who sings the song for the commercial. I believe Yael Naim or whatever, all i hear lalalala strange world lalalala. And thats it, get a better song next time appple might do you better. Maybe get Guns ‘N Roses, because like in “Welcome to the Jungle”, “Its going to bring you doooowwwwnnnnn.”. So if you like a computer with one USB port, No CD Drive, No Ethernet plug and No Removable Battery, be my guest and by one. But I will fucking kill you if I see you have one.