People who say “Pop” not “Soda”
Get it right people the correct pronunciation of the carbonated beverage that is flavored is called “Soda” not “Pop”. I’ve never understood why people say it because pop is used in phrases such as “Pop goes the weasel” or “I’ll pop a cap in your ass” not “For a drink I would like pop.” No that doesn’t sound right at all. Thats why there is an all in one word for it and the name is soda. You can’t make a phrase out of it unless you’re talking about baking soda or something with sodium in it, all you can say is “Yes, I’d like a soda.”. Simple as that, If you say pop and I’m anywhere near you I will disown you.
I hate you southern and Midwestern people
Now, I don’t mean to be harsh but if you call soda, coke. You are just plain retarded, even worse than those who say pop. Really you use a brand name for the name of a product thats like me calling root beer barks. Does that happen no, because I am smart and call everything just soda. If you want to have a coke what the hell do you say then.
“Yeah, I’d like a coke.”
“What Kind?”
“A coke”
“What Kind!??!”
“I said a fucking coke!”
“…”
If you want a damn coke, It would be a Coca-Cola. Not just a generic word for soda products. It just means that you are a lazy bastard who doesn’t learn words by the name of things but the brand name of things. If only it were easy to put down people who say pop. But I guess people will do what they want although it makes absolutely no sense. If they had any brain they would call it Soda.
Spoiler: Soda Wins
