Things That Piss Me Off

The title says it all, you know the person you talk to online who does this. They shorten words by one letter and use shorter versions of words like b/c and ic. Well I am a Team Forum manager at a sports forum and there is one person in paticular who does it and he does it on primarily a regular basis. Heres a rough sample of what he writes.

sigh…

Thank god hes not on much anymore, or I would have to shoot myself eventually. He’s supposedly working on an airplane training manual. That thing must be ridden with typos/crap words. I don’t think I would even want to be on a plane flown by him, I would be scared his IQ level isn’t high enough to control all the buttons on the plane. But when you are typing try writing something legible or atleast the full word. Saying something like “ic” or “b/c” all the damn time. Maybe you could stop being such a lazy asshole and work to try and better your grammar. I admit I make mistakes sometimes on AIM and forums but I try my best to correct it (Well not when I’m drunk but whatever). But these people never do, Usually their replies are met with “what!?!?” or “What the fuck did you just say?”. Really its kind of sad the grammar of these people and sadly some of them like above are older than me.

Well now that we’ve gotten past what people do with their spelling and shit, it is now time to find solutions

• Get Firefox, It has a god to most of you and that is Spell Check! Maybe next time you spell a word wrong, it will call you a dumbass
• For AIM, Take your damn time and submit one line at a time. Maybe get a dictionary or some shit, We don’t want your fucking horrible grammar.
• Last resort, Go to a type writer and force yourself to write an essay. Oh yes that will show you the bitch of misspelling and whiteout.
• If all else fails. Killing yourself is a pretty good idea

Really if you struggle from grammar deficiency problems (Sounds technical, Probably a type of pill for that) get a fucking life and try and write something in word. Really right now, I am writing this in a notebook which has calculus problems and physics problems and I am spelling 95% of my words correctly (No I don’t have a special machine that transfers writing from paper to wordpress. I actually just retype it. Shocked? I know…). Maybe I am just elite at spelling and own everybody at it but if you can’t spell the word “fantastic” right you should go on the short bus immediately. I have actually seen that before on a paper and boy am I surprised that person is going to college. If you are so deficient you should go either read a dictionary or go on and make yourself look like a retard, your choice.