The Shooting in Womens Basketball
I may be the only one who notices this but this really gets on my nerve, The way women shoot the ball in basketball. I don’t mean like everyday but in professional basketball. Do you really only need to use one arm and construe your other arm to hold on to the ball all the way to your chest. and launch it pretty much parallel to where your hands were originally. Heres a video of the comparison between the two, although she wins its pretty much the style I hate.
Aqua Globes, Yes of course you know what these are
Well again, I’m watching HGTV HD and what do you know more commercials concerning products that I really could give less than a shit about. And guess what one of them was, yes of course the Aqua globe. Heres the commercial, I think it maybe the extended version, so you get more for your money!
Well yeah if you’re that damn lazy that you need to get a little think that looks like a bong to water your plants, you must really be about 400 pounds because you have no life. Really I do think the people who invented this were smoking pot when they made this. I’ll reenact the imposition of the aqua globe in the minds of the creators.
Person 1: Yo Man, let me take a hit *takes hit*
Person 2: Wow man, look at my plant its dying.
Person 1: hey lets see what this does *puts bong right into plant dirt*
Person 2: hehe lets see if this works, Lets wait a couple of days. I’ll go get the other bong.
Person 1: huhhuh I’m a genius man. I’m Telling you
5 days later
Person 2: Holy shit man it worked, What the Fuck!?!?
Person 1: Man we could make some serious money off of this, lets design something that looks just like a bong. It could work
Well maybe you could be a good person on just remember to water your plants or just give up on dem damn flowers and just let them die you ruthless monster or you could be hip and go with the aqua globe. Really most of the things on TV really have no use, except those cool helicopter things but thats extremely beside the point. I would really like to know if this was really how they thought of this because it looks way too similar to an upside bong. Its really bamboosling if you think about it.
Bitches man… Bitches…
Well I like the title so I thought, I would come up with something semi-creative. Possibly about dogs, and yes holy shit it will be about mother fucking DOGS! Well I guess my question is why Dogs won’t shut the fuck up, Really my Dogs whenever a Person/Sound/Thing/Ghost come by they have to bark immediately at it no matter if its an old lady that seems like shes going to be killed or a bag that is inanimate and well I don’t think a bag would care if it was carrying in the wind. I guess one of those bark collars might work but man have you ever tried those damn they hurt. Yes I was about 12 or 13 and was dared to try one of them and yeah not the best experience I ever had. Also as I’ve moved into a new house one of my dogs who is about 13 to 14 years old and fat, has gotten extremely annoying. Jesus christ, Do you have to sit in the hallway that EVERYBODY goes through no I didn’t think so. Jesus christ just move your fat ass away from anywhere go on my bed for all I care, Oh wait you can’t because you’re a fat ass.
Damn Barking Dogs
To add on to my rant about dogs what the hell is the point of a dog show, seriously… You treat a dog like a king just to win a ribbon? I don’t think I would get much out of that. I bet I could enter one and win by leaps and bounds without doing shit to my dog. And then I would probably just rub it in the other persons face and maybe get a sharpie and sign my dog and throw it in to the crowd. Yes, I had just pulled a TO on you. As a whole dogs are nice to have for company but once they have integrated into your lifestyle they just massively piss you off, and I have noticed that.
How Much does the SEC pay CBS?
ok, Well I was watching the Siena Vs. Vanderbilt game because I’m from the capital region and I’ve got to root for my local team. They were up for the whole game but what really pissed me off during it was that they never highlited any of the good things Siena did. The first commercial break was 2 to 3 plays after a Vanderbilt dunk and they decided to show that going into the break, not the 3 being shot but that. Then later in the game Siena was up 10, I believe and although Tay Fisher had just shot about 2 threes in the last 5 minutes they decide to show a Vanderbilt 3!?!? That wasn’t the whole part of it although that did piss me off.
Bastard Play Caller Tim Brando
Well all through out the second half, Siena was sort of struggling from about the 16 minute mark to the 12 minute mark. But then they kept the lead constant from there on out. The lead was from about 10 to 14, but all through out when Vandy scored freaking Tim Brando and his co partner Mark Gminski (Oh Yeah MARK GMINSKI), would be like oh man Vanderbilt has to come back. Maybe they thought man this isn’t SEC basketball we’re not supposed to suck so freaking much. But I guess with all the money about $57 million for Football and Basketball, I would suck the SEC teams dick too. I mean jeez, I could buy 114 Bentleys with that money. And Man would I, Just imagine 114 bentleys in your crappy driveway what a seen. Well, Thank god Siena isn’t facing an SEC team next or man they would just get obliterated with how the hell did they get this far I mean they faced 2 SEC TEAMS!?!?!
HI I’M BILLY MAYS AND I ADVERTISE EVERYTHING
[Notice: Since Billy Mays has died I will not be accepting any negative comments any longer, please respect him
Honestly this is not longer my view on him, I believe he was a good man and a funny pitchman.]
I’ve noticed this as of late because I watch alot of the channels that are on High Definition because well yeah you guessed it I have a High Definition TV. And Since some of these channels don’t exactly get all the viewers now (they will in the future). So basically they’ll get paid for anything to be on the television and you guessed who other than Billy Mays is on the TV alot.
Biily Mays advertising god knows what
I don’t know how many things I have seen advertised him but heres a list via Wikipedia
- OxiClean
- Orange Clean, Orange Glo
- Hercules Hook wall hangers
- Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
- Ding King automotive dent remover
- Zorbeez absorbent towels
- Lint-B-Gone lint brush
- Samurai Shark knife sharpener
- Liquid Diamond car waxing product
- AwesomeAuger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
- Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
- FreeFone wireless phone holder
- Handy Switch remote light switches
- Mighty Putty
- FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
- Trident Pissing Teeth
- Easy Off Bam!
- Sealtite Tire Sealant
- Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
- Vidalia Slice Wizard
- Vidalia Chop-it
- Liquid Magnet
- Lisp Remover 3000
- Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
- Cutco Kitchenware
- Street Options Auto Accessories
- Energize energy supplement
- EngraveIt
- Kaboom
- Dakota Rules
- Handy Switch
- Urine-B-Gone
Honestly are you that much of a money grubbing whore that you have to advertise almost over 20 products. WELL YOU DO KNOW MIGHTY PUDDY CAN PULL AN 80,000 POUND FIRE TRUCK WITH OUT EVEN BREAKING. AND OXICLEAN WILL REMOVE STAINS UP TO 10 TIMES MORE THAN THE LEADING REGULAR DETERGENT. ok Billy Mays nobody gives a shit, hopefully the crap works because you must be getting alot of stay at home wifes who absolutely love that bears, I mean so beautifully trimmed (No I’m not gay). I wonder what the next thing he advertises is. A device that cooks bacon for you, if so I am down with that shit. Do something useful Billy Mays and stop yelling and advertise something useful.
See what Oxyclean does to you
Little Fat Kids
Yeah whatever let little kids have their emotions and what not but if you want a productive life you can’t be lazy and fat when you are a kid. Yeah I’m fat, but when I was a kid i was a lean mean man killing machine. I still am, I like playing sports just my metabolism is slow as fucking molasses (Fucking Family Genes). But when you are a kid and you already have a Keg, which most people get in their 40’s theres something wrong with you. Well this evening, I had a situation at a laser tag place, yes a laser tag place. You’d think people there would actually be interested in some type of physical activity but this kid was not.
Typical Fat Kid
Well I was giving it all during the one round (I placed 10th out of 27th), and I was going towards the left part of the area and there was this fat kid, I had shot him because yeah hes kind of slow to react. Then I went along and tried to shoot their base, well guess who was behind me waddling fat kid, he shot me. I tried to hide and waited until i didn’t see him waddling and I went back to shooting the base, then the damn fat kid came back i don’t where the hell he was probably right around the wall but he got me again. Since I assumed he would move after a while I went out to the right side of the Arena. I went up and down the ramps and around and came back to the left side where i first saw the fat kid and I started shooting the base and guess who came back to shoot me the damn fat kid. So now I was getting pissed and I started trying to shoot him but he kept on freaking waddling around with me. So I just ran away, It was very easy. Afterwards I saw him freaking chugging a bag of Popcorn and not letting any of his friends have any. Man I would feel bad if I were his friend. I’d have no food at all. Thank god the next game he wasn’t there, he probably didn’t have enough strength after chugging that popcorn.
Away Messages with extra letters at the end and other odds and ends
From time to time I see away messages on AIM that really piss me off either its the person is retarded or think they are freaking awesome and are like oh hey, I’m so cool maybe instead of putting just where I am, I’ll just put some extra letters at the end!!!! Yeah its not that way, you can say Later or Out in your away message but no laterrrrr and outtttt is not acceptable, why would it are you trying to emphasize that you are out or going to see you later, no mother fucker we know you are out and honestly nobody gives a shit.
Prime Example of annoyingness
Also songs in the away message piss me off, yeah you like the song but yeah like anybody is going to give a fuck. Like sometimes i understand some they have meaning like maybe somebody died or you miss somebody, but extremely random and unrelated to what you are doing away messages make no sense, and you should go kill yourself, really honestly… Creative away messages now those are the best, like one kid he put Eating babies and I was in the most awesome manner “haha, thats pretty damn funny.” I salute that person. Also I’m fine with the default messages, if you are away motherfucking put I am away from my computer. Hey it works, well unless you have a dumbass who thinks you’re there but refuse to notice there is an away there. Thats usually why I use Invisible because it looks like I signed off. For some reason though i still get IMs… But their are some who actually do send messages to my Cell but thats fine. But If you say hey even though I am signed off, I will come to your house and kill you. End of Rant, thats till next time.
