Aqua Globes, Yes of course you know what these are
Well again, I’m watching HGTV HD and what do you know more commercials concerning products that I really could give less than a shit about. And guess what one of them was, yes of course the Aqua globe. Heres the commercial, I think it maybe the extended version, so you get more for your money!
Well yeah if you’re that damn lazy that you need to get a little think that looks like a bong to water your plants, you must really be about 400 pounds because you have no life. Really I do think the people who invented this were smoking pot when they made this. I’ll reenact the imposition of the aqua globe in the minds of the creators.
Person 1: Yo Man, let me take a hit *takes hit*
Person 2: Wow man, look at my plant its dying.
Person 1: hey lets see what this does *puts bong right into plant dirt*
Person 2: hehe lets see if this works, Lets wait a couple of days. I’ll go get the other bong.
Person 1: huhhuh I’m a genius man. I’m Telling you
5 days later
Person 2: Holy shit man it worked, What the Fuck!?!?
Person 1: Man we could make some serious money off of this, lets design something that looks just like a bong. It could work
Well maybe you could be a good person on just remember to water your plants or just give up on dem damn flowers and just let them die you ruthless monster or you could be hip and go with the aqua globe. Really most of the things on TV really have no use, except those cool helicopter things but thats extremely beside the point. I would really like to know if this was really how they thought of this because it looks way too similar to an upside bong. Its really bamboosling if you think about it.
HI I’M BILLY MAYS AND I ADVERTISE EVERYTHING
[Notice: Since Billy Mays has died I will not be accepting any negative comments any longer, please respect him
Honestly this is not longer my view on him, I believe he was a good man and a funny pitchman.]
I’ve noticed this as of late because I watch alot of the channels that are on High Definition because well yeah you guessed it I have a High Definition TV. And Since some of these channels don’t exactly get all the viewers now (they will in the future). So basically they’ll get paid for anything to be on the television and you guessed who other than Billy Mays is on the TV alot.
Biily Mays advertising god knows what
I don’t know how many things I have seen advertised him but heres a list via Wikipedia
- OxiClean
- Orange Clean, Orange Glo
- Hercules Hook wall hangers
- Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
- Ding King automotive dent remover
- Zorbeez absorbent towels
- Lint-B-Gone lint brush
- Samurai Shark knife sharpener
- Liquid Diamond car waxing product
- AwesomeAuger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
- Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
- FreeFone wireless phone holder
- Handy Switch remote light switches
- Mighty Putty
- FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
- Trident Pissing Teeth
- Easy Off Bam!
- Sealtite Tire Sealant
- Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
- Vidalia Slice Wizard
- Vidalia Chop-it
- Liquid Magnet
- Lisp Remover 3000
- Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
- Cutco Kitchenware
- Street Options Auto Accessories
- Energize energy supplement
- EngraveIt
- Kaboom
- Dakota Rules
- Handy Switch
- Urine-B-Gone
Honestly are you that much of a money grubbing whore that you have to advertise almost over 20 products. WELL YOU DO KNOW MIGHTY PUDDY CAN PULL AN 80,000 POUND FIRE TRUCK WITH OUT EVEN BREAKING. AND OXICLEAN WILL REMOVE STAINS UP TO 10 TIMES MORE THAN THE LEADING REGULAR DETERGENT. ok Billy Mays nobody gives a shit, hopefully the crap works because you must be getting alot of stay at home wifes who absolutely love that bears, I mean so beautifully trimmed (No I’m not gay). I wonder what the next thing he advertises is. A device that cooks bacon for you, if so I am down with that shit. Do something useful Billy Mays and stop yelling and advertise something useful.
See what Oxyclean does to you
Away Messages with extra letters at the end and other odds and ends
From time to time I see away messages on AIM that really piss me off either its the person is retarded or think they are freaking awesome and are like oh hey, I’m so cool maybe instead of putting just where I am, I’ll just put some extra letters at the end!!!! Yeah its not that way, you can say Later or Out in your away message but no laterrrrr and outtttt is not acceptable, why would it are you trying to emphasize that you are out or going to see you later, no mother fucker we know you are out and honestly nobody gives a shit.
Prime Example of annoyingness
Also songs in the away message piss me off, yeah you like the song but yeah like anybody is going to give a fuck. Like sometimes i understand some they have meaning like maybe somebody died or you miss somebody, but extremely random and unrelated to what you are doing away messages make no sense, and you should go kill yourself, really honestly… Creative away messages now those are the best, like one kid he put Eating babies and I was in the most awesome manner “haha, thats pretty damn funny.” I salute that person. Also I’m fine with the default messages, if you are away motherfucking put I am away from my computer. Hey it works, well unless you have a dumbass who thinks you’re there but refuse to notice there is an away there. Thats usually why I use Invisible because it looks like I signed off. For some reason though i still get IMs… But their are some who actually do send messages to my Cell but thats fine. But If you say hey even though I am signed off, I will come to your house and kill you. End of Rant, thats till next time.
Things That Piss Me Off 